dirty valentines puns

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13 Feb, 2022

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. I think youre grate. Valentines Day is all about love and were sure youll adore this collection of jokes that see the funny side of the most romantic day of the year. Dirty puns shouldnt be posted here but on.

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Whether youre looking forward to spending February the 14 th with someone special using it as an opportunity to find love or staying happily single and dodging Cupids arrows youll find something to laugh at below. Of course were not serious. My heart is gushingI lava you.

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Cheeky jokes and poems for Valentines Day From the dirty to the tongue in cheek here are some jokes you can include in your cards to inject a bit of humour into your Valentines Day. I cant bear to be without you. Valentines Puns Food Puns You make me melt.

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